6. “I forgive you,”
You must have really screwed up to hear this from your girl. Just don’t make a havoc of it ‘cos when she says she forgives you… She hasn’t. She just stored it away in her volcano of things to bitch about when it’s that time of the month again. Good luck!
7. “I don’t mind if your friends come over,”
Which girl, in her right mind, would willingly give up a perfectly good sofa to drunk, smelly guys yelling at the sports on tv?
8. “I’m just not ready for a boyfriend right now,”
Guys, I’m sorry, but if you hear this – it’s ova! (over)
This lie, or something similar like, “I don’t have time for a relationship right now,” or “I’m still not over my ex,” or “I’m too busy with work,” is her way of dumping you as nicely as she can. So, be a gentleman and let her go because what she’s really saying is, “I don’t like you anymore. You smell. Stop calling me.”
9. “It wasn’t that expensive,”
Your girl comes home. With a new handbag. Made out of diamonds. You ask her how much it cost, and of course she says, “It wasn’t that expensive…”
Well, just know that you won’t have any money to buy food for the next month because she’s just maxed out her credit card… And yours as well.
Exciting times ahead, huh.
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10. “Looks don’t matter to me,”
Now that is the biggest lie of girly bullcrap in the history of the universe. In fact, even if all the bulls got together and pooped at the same time, there still wouldn’t be as much crap as the girly bullpoop lie… (What the f***?)
Many girls will disagree on this, but secretly, they know I’m right. They just won’t admit their lies in the fear of looking bad or being judged.